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Submitted by bigTrue on Sun, 05/06/2012 - 07:22

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Submitted by Vile Calumny on Sun, 05/06/2012 - 13:59.

I know a woman who has an allergy to oranges so severe, the smell of one can hospitalize her. Gotta suck big time.

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Submitted by bigTrue on Sun, 05/06/2012 - 15:06.

how does she go grocery shopping or go anywhere but her house? Please tell me she doesn't work somewhere that nobody can have oranges in now....

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Submitted by Vile Calumny on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 08:02.

Well, oranges aren't everywhere, but her husband does the food shopping. I believe she works from the house.

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Submitted by Solipsist on Sun, 05/06/2012 - 14:14.

I'm never shopping there again!

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Submitted by vulture capitalist on Sun, 05/06/2012 - 18:18.

I have a buddy who grew up in a real sheltered whitebread family. One day we were hanging out and he said "So I tried an orange the other day, They're actually not that bad." "What in 25 years you never tried a fucking orange before?" "Nah, I just didn't think I'd like them"

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Submitted by bigTrue on Sun, 05/06/2012 - 18:20.

weird.

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Submitted by crossroads on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 06:34.

i didn't have a grill cheese till i was 20 something

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Submitted by vulture capitalist on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 10:44.

Think of all the happy memories you missed out on! I called them girl cheese sandwiches until I was like 15

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Submitted by bigTrue on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 15:21.

This is the saddest thing I've heard all month!

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Submitted by koshka on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 18:14.

D:

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Submitted by m4lvolio on Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:01.

I guess Karl Pilkington won't be going in there.

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Submitted by saline on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 07:30.

I'd love to fuck with her by sending her orange pips in the mail, then leaving them on the doorstep, eventually she'll go to the fridge and ill have replaced it with everything but orange juice.

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Submitted by bigTrue on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 09:04.

I dunno why, but whenever anyone tells me they have a super hardcore allergy, all I want to do is see them prove how bad it is. I want to send peanut butter cookies to every class with a peanut allergy kid.