Bcuz I wanna be a Hate Rocket too

I have a new cat and her name is Fiona BCUZ I'M GAY and she is really weird and sweet


















And some weird randoms from my life:






And tits: 


Comments

Total_Manarchy's picture

well it's not scaturday but like dookie is cool to lookit 2
usernumber's picture

It's always Caturday on S_G
usernumber's picture

...not sure if you're just on drugs
Total_Manarchy's picture

Not on drugs, just...I...like the nip for cats...
I like your stache
HateRocket's picture

catz r cul
tetris's picture

The last but one (even with that fake mustache) is quite interesting for a heterosexual male (even though we know you don't give a shit). So be careful, Daniel Plainview, and keep driving.
usernumber's picture

Interesting how? Who are you saying is a heterosexual male? Haha idgi 
skeezoyd's picture

It means he wants to stick his penis inside your vagina.
tetris's picture

naw i'm a little tipsy. i was never abusive and i need a shower before sticking it anywhere. it should be like, "TO a heterosexual male", but i'm a drunken Pole, cut me some slack.
usernumber's picture

I'm honored that you want to have sex with my vagaina
tetris's picture

that's an overstatement. i'm more romantic than that, even when i'm drunk. i've been framed, can't you see? i'm not drunk now, and that's still a good photo of you. doesn't neccesarily mean i want to stick my.. uh. ALRIGHT ALREADY:

switch's picture

we're getting a new kitten and naming it nacho
i opted for schroedinger but my pleas went unanswered.
someday.
laa laa's picture



hahaha this one is absolutely excellent.  i predict this cat expression will appear in many photoshops.
tetris's picture

anyway, is that because of fiona apple?
usernumber's picture

Yes, I've always loved Fiona Apple's crazy ass... plus the girl who gave her to me said the cat's name was Vienna but I heard Fiona. I like that better anyway :]
tetris's picture

well, another thing we have in common ;)




usernumber's picture

dancenurbones's picture

this is one of my favorite videos of all time. makes me feel so uncomfortable
usernumber's picture

Seems like it could have been shot just yesterday huh? 
HateRocket's picture

One time this video came on while I was watching TV with my dad. Holy shit was that awkward.
usernumber's picture

Hahahahaha that's awesome!!! 
anothergoddamnanon's picture

Pree-Prow!!!!
Fiona is teh sexor!!
dw's picture

Nice,,,
generic ghetto noob's picture

Love the cat.  Also diggin the Elvira cutout and the Deathproof poster, lol.
usernumber's picture

I don't have many things, but what I have, I love... glad they are appreciated :3
Dugan Von Dokolencic's picture

I just love cats. And tits.
m1ck3y's picture

HOLY SHIT! I have this cat



Her name is Luci, and she is also incredibly weird but very sweet! How strange
usernumber's picture

she's beautiful :]] 
dancenurbones's picture

here for elvira.
usernumber's picture

hahaha there's always time for Elvira 
dancenurbones's picture

what is your instagram. i want to follow. i am anamal.
usernumber's picture

I'm following you now ;]
crossroads's picture

i am gunna follow you also
usernumber's picture

Awesome :]
chronitron's picture

i was like oh fiona, like shrek's wife :|
usernumber's picture

she's hot too, in human form 
usernumber's picture

I feel comfortable enough in my manhood to say a cartoon is hot 
chronitron's picture

i need some manhood
jfps's picture

eek's picture

Yay cats and stuff.Well done!
Widdershins's picture

Torties are my favoritist Cats ever.

She's a very pretty girl.

cooter's picture

that is a really neat looking cat. I'm going to see Fiona on friday :) I'm pretty much dead from excitement. 
usernumber's picture

:D
Ahhh I want to be dead too!!!! She doesn't want to come to Dallas :[ but she's always in my heart, tearin' shit up 
cooter's picture

sooooo, she was intensely amazing but she looks like she is about 5 seconds from death.